Kristi Noem QUIT ON As Affair Leaks Out
Looks like they'll have to find someone else to keep defending them.
Kristi Noem’s spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin is expected to announce that she’s quitting from the DHS after public opinion on ICE raids has tanked, according to an exclusive from Politico.
I guess McLaughlin got sick of being the one to keep defending ICE after they break laws and kill innocent Americans for no reason — she will be leaving the agency next week. She supported the Trump admin through their worst, and apparently wanted to leave at the beginning of the year, but stayed on through the Renee Good and Alex Pretti murders.
In Renee Good’s case, McLaughlin was one of the first in the admin to categorize her as a ‘domestic terrorist,’ despite the fact that video footage of the incident showed clearly that her claim was untrue.
McLaughlin’s departure comes right after the DHS lost funding due to Dems refusing to continue to fund ICE’s brutality — there is no word on who will handle DHS’s communications moving forward. It also comes after a new poll reflects that the majority of Americans think Trump and his admin have gone too far in their immigration crackdown — their immigration approval rate has fallen to a record low and the DHS seems to not have a clue what to do.
In fact, the Wall Street Journal called it ‘constant chaos’ in a truly tragic article showcasing just how unqualified Kristi Noem is for her job — a Coast Guard pilot was allegedly fired or had their job threatened for misplacing Noem’s blanket on a trip. Accounts of the event really are crazy, with some saying Noem’s chief of staff threatened to fire a pilot for refusing to go to a different plane to retrieve the blanket, even though Noem was the one that left it there — the only reason he didn’t was apparently because the pilot mentioned that if they were fired, they would have to find someone else to fly them home.
Noem’s chief of staff Corey Lewandowski is also apparently her secret lover despite both of them being married — one official referred to them as the ‘worst kept secret in DC.’ Trump was even asked about it on Air Force One by the press — these people can’t keep a secret to save their lives (see also: SignalGate).
This is the most embarrassing administration in American history.
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Does it seem too cruel to hope she goes unemployed long enough to worry she might end up living on the streets, where Dictator Mushroom Bitten By Child might require his goons to pick her up to stuff in one of his concentration camps for homeless people? Too bad it’s not Noem quitting!
So Gnome is going to take the 'I was following orders, or 'this isn’t what I signed up for 'way out. Charge her ASAP.