Trump ATTACKS Elon In Most Insane Threat Yet!

I wish I could threaten to deport my ex too

Earlier today, Donald Trump said he might have to send DOGE after Elon and threatened to deport him in the next episode of the Trump/ Elon breakup.

Elon has spent the last week railing on Trump’s ‘Big Beautiful Bill,’ which has unfortunately been a case of “worst person you know makes a good point.”

Elon has been vocal about his opposition to Trump’s budget bill, saying it would increase the deficit and create more government waste while allowing the executive branch to continue abusing its power. Trump fired back, saying that Elon is only upset about the bill because of a provision that eliminates the EV mandate, which would be detrimental to Tesla.

Elon has also floated the idea of starting his own political party and has said that he will support Kentucky’s Rep. Thomas Massie, another vocal opponent of Trump’s bill, in his bid for reelection after Trump made multiple posts about him last week, calling him a “massive LOSER.”

Trump was clearly up thinking about Elon, because early this morning (just before 1am ET), he said, “…without subsidies, Elon would probably have to close up shop and head back home to South Africa… Perhaps we should have DOGE take a good, hard, look at this?”

While speaking with reporters at a more reasonable hour this morning, Trump said he’d have to ‘take a look’ at deporting Elon – Elon (obviously) tweeted back, saying he was tempted to respond, but would ‘refrain for now.’ Trump continued to send shots at Elon throughout the day in Florida while visiting “Alligator Alcatraz,” saying, "If DOGE looks at Musk, we're going to save a fortune.”

I don’t know about you, but the leader of the free world continuously engaging in a very public breakup while on his way to visit a migrant detention center that will almost certainly be engaging in illegal activity isn’t the most reassuring thing ever. To make matters worse, when asked if alligators in the nearby Everglades were meant to act as natural security, Trump said, “I guess that’s the concept. Snakes are fast but alligators — we're going to teach them how to run away from an alligator. Don't run in a straight line, run like this," he said, waving his hands in a zigzag. "You know what, your chances go up about one percent."