Trump’s Cankles Come Back To BITE Him As Attack BACKFIRES!

I've never seen someone throw rocks from such a fragile glass house

Donald Trump, whose cankles were recently in the news, went on a rambling rant about Illinois Governor JB Pritzker yesterday, saying he should hit the gym more often.

These comments came after Pritzker defended Chicago against Trump’s latest attempt at deploying the National Guard into another American city.

“Donald Trump is attempting to manufacture a crisis, politicize Americans who serve in uniform, and continue abusing his power to distract from the pain he is causing working families,” Pritzker said in a statement after news of Chicago’s potential militarization broke.

This isn’t the first time Trump has made comments about Pritzker’s weight, though the Illinois governor hasn’t shied away from making self-deprecating jokes about himself too. However, it’s pretty insane to be making comments about others when half the country is enthralled by your bruised, badly-shade-matched hands and your cankles that hang over your shoes. In fact, more pictures of Trump’s bruised hands dropped just yesterday, despite his efforts to hide them from cameras and the public. Questions about Trump’s bruised hands have followed the admin for months — and in one of their stupidest lies to the American people (so far), the White House said it was due to Trump shaking so many hands. Yeah, right.

Maybe it’s bold of Trump to be telling Pritzker to go to the gym more and calling him a mess, or maybe he’s just so entrenched in his own alternative reality that he doesn’t understand how hypocritical he is — my money is on the latter.

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